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Sexy Adventures Of Van Helsing, The

Release date: 2004 USA
Running time: 72' - Source: DVD (RC 1/NTSC)
Rating: US: NR
Main Crew: Director: Max Von Diesel
Producer: E.I. Independent Cinema / Seduction Cinema
Score: Michael Roszhart
Writer: Bruce G. Hallenbeck / Helen Black / Clancy Fitzsimmons / Max Von Diesel /
            Michael Beckerman / John Bacchus
Director of photography: John Paul Fedele


Summary: It's a battle to win the hearts, minds, bodies and souls of beautiful women everywhere when dashing and delectable monster hunter Wilhelmina Van Helsing (Erika Smith) - great granddaughter of the legendary vampire killer - must track down and destroy the nocturnal seductress Countess Dracula (Darian Caine) before her lust for female flesh spells doom for womankind.
Wilhelmina has been having the strangest dreams lately that involved naked, gorgeous women. She's even more thrown when her ancestor, Uncle Abraham (Bob MacKay) - who was sent to his grave through a fatal bite in the ass from Countess Dracula - comes to her in ghostly form and wants her to exact revenge. So she goes to the vampire's lair to put the beast to rest, but instead makes a deal with the Countess, where she agrees to find victim's for her - victims which must have virgin blood. And the only true virgins are lesbians!
Note: - The film is essentially a longer remake of the E.I.'s film The Vampire's Seduction (1998), whith John P. Fedele as Wally Van Helsing recruiting lesbians instead.
- Secution Cinema's favorite actress, Misty Mundae, appears in a footage scene taken from "Lord Of The G-Strings".

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